Who doesn’t love a good laugh, especially when it involves everyone’s favorite fast-food giant? McDonald’s is not just about fries and burgers; it’s also a goldmine for puns and jokes. Whether you’re in the drive-thru or munching on a Big Mac, these McDonald’s puns will bring a smile to your face. Let’s get ready to McLaugh!
Contents
- 1. Why did the hamburger bring a suitcase to McDonald’s?
- 2. What’s a McDonald’s employee’s favorite workout?
- 3. Why did the fry break up with the burger?
- 4. What did the McFlurry say to the fries?
- 5. Why did the cheeseburger go to therapy?
- 6. What do you call a McDonald’s customer who’s great at telling jokes?
- 7. How does Ronald McDonald stay so positive?
- 8. Why did the chicken cross the road?
- 9. What’s a McDonald’s menu item’s favorite music genre?
- 10. What’s the hamburger’s favorite sport?
1. Why did the hamburger bring a suitcase to McDonald’s?
Because it heard they serve Happy Meals and wanted to stay!
2. What’s a McDonald’s employee’s favorite workout?
The Big Mac-lifting competition.
3. Why did the fry break up with the burger?
It felt like their relationship was getting too salty.
4. What did the McFlurry say to the fries?
“You’re so hot, you make me melt!”
5. Why did the cheeseburger go to therapy?
It couldn’t ketchup with its feelings.
6. What do you call a McDonald’s customer who’s great at telling jokes?
A real McComedian!
7. How does Ronald McDonald stay so positive?
He just fries to see the bright side of everything.
8. Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the McNuggets box.
9. What’s a McDonald’s menu item’s favorite music genre?
Wrap music.
10. What’s the hamburger’s favorite sport?
Bun-gee jumping!
